A GUIDE TO MODERN SMART TVS Modern A/V Nightmares |
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It's no secret on this website that I'm very oldschool. I like my televisions big, woodgrain, and with a CRT in em'. I like them to not require firmware updates, or a connection to WiFi. I also don't think there's a bloody thing on TV in 2023 that's really all that great - except maybe Castlevania and One Piece.
But alas, life goes on, and so does the rampant march of "Garbage in, Garbage Out". I've been mucking about with the family TV since I was six years old. When I was six, you bought cable service from a LOCAL cable provider for about $25/mo. for basic cable. You got about 12 channels, and you had to manually program them into your TV using a remote - if you had a nice TV like ours. Everything "accessory" (game systems, VCRs, LaserDisc players, silly kid toys with video output, Camcorders) - all were typically located on Channel 3 or Channel 4 - whichever gave the least interference - and life was simple. Want VCR? Go to the Weather Channel (Channel 4) and then stick in a VHS tape and hit play. Want to play Atari? Just slide the switch in back to "Game", tune in to 2 on Antenna B,a nd then slip in a cartridge, a controller, hit power, and then hit reset. Easy as Pie. But today's Television landscape is not so cut and dry. Now we have large, delicate, flat-panel TVs that weigh only 25 LBS and have a screen 4x aas big as that huge woodgrain Mitsubishi that weight 50LBS and only had a 20" screen. These TV's don't just pull analog stations from cable (Analog TV died in 2007). The TV is basically a comptuer with a permanantly attached, extra large monitor - it needs connected to your WiFi, it needs a connection to your Cable provider if you're going to use them for their channels, it needs multiple devices plugged in, some with adapters, especially if legacy. Each input needs different color and geometry settings for each device - especially if you live in my mixed-media, mixed-generation household of digital technologies. Let's talk about who makes what and what kind of OSes that their TVs use (and how to recognize them).TVs are More Like Computers Now Each Television uses it's own Operating system - just like your computer. They may not be familiar to you though, because it's not a part of the marketing jargon like on a computer. But it's there, and it has an interface, and a look.
Different OSes offer different apps and streaming services on them, so if you can't find a certain one, it might not be available. I believe my Samsung 4K UHD Smart TV from 2017 has Tizen OS. And while I have YouTube and some other stuff, I don't have HBO Max or some of the other applications I have on my Roku TVs. Apps as a Concept on a Smart TV If you use nothing else on the TV, if you don't have cable through your ISP, or any other provider for that matter, and you don't use anything other than the TV itself - here's what you have as options.... OTA - Over The Air Television still exists, though in digital format. Typically you get it by purchasing a flat piece of plastic for an antenna with a Coaxial connector on the bottom. This will help you get better reception over the air. It's totally free, and there are local channels you can recieve. However, it's not a popular choice because you don't get to pick and choose when your shows come on, or when you get to see them. You could probably record it using the TV or an app on it - but there are other options for this that don't involve analog over the air. Free TV Apps - These require an ISP and a WiFi Connection and include things like Pluto. However, you have to be careful about legit apps apparently because it seems there some fakes out there. Internet Streaming Apps - ie YouTube and Odysee. Again, WiFi or Wired network from your ISP is needed to recieve them, but these too are free platforms and you can use, and you can even create content for yourself if you'd like. Paid Streaming Apps - Ie, you shoudl know these, Hulu, Netflix, HBO Max, Disney Plus, all that stuff. Basically you pay them a set fee a month for access to their stuff. Home Hosted Streaming - Ie, like I have, Plex Media Server. Basically what I did for this, was rip all my wife's DVDs and capture all of our VHS movies over to AVI/MOV/ETC format and then put it on our server so we can watch. You CAN share with other people - BUT - keep in mind this is a grey area, and downright illegal if oyu make it fully available for free over the internet. Connecting Old Stuff to a Modern TV Probably the most useful part of this page, if nothing else, is here. So now we're going to deal with old-school A/V connections - things like Coaxial Cable, A/V (RCA aka. Composite), Component, and VGA devices.
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