BRO ASTROLOGY Alpha, Sigma, Beta, Semper, Fi, Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot!! |
If you came here looking for an article on how to reach your inner bro to embrace the hustle, work on your brand, hate the game not the playa', own 28 Bugattis, and f*** exotic women, you came to the wrong place bub! (Pokes Bruh's belly). No, here, I'm going to go virtually verbally postal on the concept known as "brostrology" or "Bro Astrology" - ya know Bro, he's an Alpha, your a Beta, (points to self) and this guy is a Sigma...ya know bro? Got a problem with that bro?
Honestly, this hustle culture toxic male bullshit is the stupidest thing I've heard since that dumb Baptist kid on the bus said you could get a woman pregnant by simply kissing her when I was 8. It's even dumber than some of the so-called "Sex Tips" the frenemy's in High School tried to teach. Seriously, all that Andrew Tate bullshit is fucking annoying, and I'm goddamn tired of it. It's been around, in one form or anouther, my whole life, and is a key reason I'm NOT a mysogynist, because women do shit that drives me up the frickin' wall too, but at least I'm not getting accused of it by people who hardly even fucking know me just because I'm tall, big, and scary lookin'. Bro Astrology is nothing new, it grew out of the "Pick Up Artist" culture of the 2000's, and turned into this hustle culture quasi-conservative comedy nightmare that it is now. And what's worse, is EVERYONE with a dick and balls gets thrown under that bus at sometime, even if they don't deserve it. The Alpha Male is the dumbest thing to ever come ot fruition in modern society. Seriously, if we're going back to that shit, then they shouldn't arrest me for caning your horse's ass with a lead pipe! If that's where were going, (waves to wife) c'mere honey, time we pack up this questionably acquired boat, and find an island somewhere far away! And let society burn to the ground. Maybe we'll come back, maybe not. I'd rather be sunburnt while sparingly eating coconuts and hand caught shrimp for the next however many years on an island than have to hear about this shit again. Basically, it's the culture of jar-headed, pig-headed, pro-Maga, anti-abortion assholes who worship roid rage and billionaire consumerism like it's something ot aspire to. Don't call me bro, better yet, don't call me at all! I won't answer anyway! |