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Dragon Quest II started production quickly after Dragon Quest I started becoming a success. It was also one of the most rushed releases to make sure the hype-train did not die down. They (Horii/Sugyama/Toriyama/Chunsoft/Nakamura) spent a year on it and literally had to rush it's release to the point that they could not fully playtest it, leading to some pretty interesting, and much more open-ended, and more computer RPG-like elements than the last game. The result was it became another big hit for Enix and the crew, further cementing Dragon Quest as a media franchise in Japan. However, in the USA, things were different. That was 1987. Due to the offset release of Dragon Warrior in 1989, Dragon Warrior II did not arrive on our shores until 1990. Also, due to the failure of the original to really grab enough of a foothold in the US to be a hit, plus Nintendo having to give away over-produced stock of the JRPG to Nintendo Power Players as a result, Enix had to produce this release on their own without the help of Nintendo. In a way, I feel it makes it a more "accurate" release compared to Dragon Warrior which does, after some reading up on it's history, reveal how doctored the first release was for thetates. That said, Dragon Warrior II did a little less as good than Dragon Warrior, only finding a home with true console RPG fans, which were few and far between compared the usual kids either wanting Capcom's Disney games, Tetris, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, or other Ninja Games, or of course the big money maker, Mario. As a result, Dragon Warrior II can be a little bit harder to find these days than Dragon Warrior, but it's still more plentiful than the retro-bespoke III or the holy grail that is Dragon Warrior IV. Most people argue that the console releases for the NES are eclipsed by the SNES releases and later, but my verdict still stands, I LOVE the style and sound of the originals, including the flawed later 3rd of the game that everyone berates this title about in my home country. So what's the story? 100 Years after the last game, Erdrick and Gwaelin lived long and prospered, with their own progeny setting up their own kingdoms, and the grandchildren now are tasked with a quest to investigate the evil goings on in this world at the hands of the evil wizard Hargon. The game starts with the castle of Moonbrooke destroyed and on fire, the king and everyone assumedd dead, and the princess turns out to be...uh...MIA. A lone guard survives and makes his way to castle Midenhall, where your journey begins, where now you must find your cousin and your niece and embark on a giant journey to fight the evil wizard Hargon and save the kingdoms from his reign of terror. The American Dragon Warrior II release has a custscene not released or in the original Dragon Quest II for the Famicom. First Seen, Third Experienced - My Experiences Dragon Warrior II was the fisrt game I ever saw of the series, I was a 7 year old Bigfoot monster truck obsessed wannabe country boy who never quite got "RPGs" or "top down text-heavy games" as I called them back then IIRC. I liked Mario, I liked Zelda, but I did not get Ultima Exodus, or these Dragon Warrior games at all. My sister, on the other hand, was an intellectual college student who was hardcore into this stuff and apparently had some Dungeons and Dragons experience previously. So she played the heck out of this until getting stuck on a certain item you could only obtain by saving your game and powering down the system fully to obtain it. Dragon Warrior II was the third game I got, already nearing the end of my 30's, now a huge console JRPG fan, particularly 8-bit era stuff and specifically Dragon Warrior, so I wanted this game as a part of the quadrilogy of NES releases on an actual cartridge. At the time I had a neighbor who had een terrorizing our neighborhood, and on the way home in my truck over bluetooth, I got a paniced call from my wife saying NOT to come home as there were seven police cruisers and the neighbor was having some kind of insane meltdown with the cops present. Right after the call, expecting the worst, the local game shop said they haad this in for $54 as I'd been on the waiting list the longest, I was the first one to call - so I drove over and hung out at the Cap'N for awhile while I bought this cart. After procuring the game, I went on a drawn-out marathon and made it all the way to Rhone, which is where my original savegame still sits. It's planned, maybe in 2023, I will do a Let's Play of this game end to end, which should be interesting because I die a heck of a whole lot more in Dragon Warrior II than I do in the first one (ie ONCE, on purpose I might add). It is a hard game but it has it's fans including me, our local games store guy, and a few others I've found online at the Dragon's Den forums. that said, I'd say it's roughly HALF the size of Dragon Warrior IV or III, but it's still a LOT more than the original Dragon Warrior is to complete. Honestly, after my experiences with Rhone, I'm wondering if that whole ending difficuly thing is a bit over-exaggerated. Completing Dragon Warrior II took me about 2-3 years because I would get on it for awhile, then get off of it for awhile. I beat it on 6/26/2022 while under a COVID-19 induced haze. To be honest, the hardest part about the final part of the game is really taking your time in battles and thinking ahead about what you are doing, especially on the final battle with Malroth. Videos Walkthrough Dragon Warrior II is one of the hardest, if not the hardest, games of the series. Some people might be put off by the steep difficulty spike toward the end, or the fact that it turns from a linear RPG ala Dragon Warrior into a open-world RPG like Ultima about halfway through. So I don't suggest this until you've played at least I and IV and gotten acquainted with the outer margins of how Dragon Quest used to work before modern 16-bit+ platforms (where things became easier). I'm going to start with an outline, and build-out from there. This walkthrough will take a VERY long time to write because I'm less familiar with this one than I am I and IV. Starting Out - The Prince of Midenhall Preface - So when we start, one of the Moonbrooke guards manages to traverse all the way from his home, presumably injured, and just dies at the king's feet just before your dad, the king of Midenhall, sends you out to find your two siblings and save the world from Hargon the Wizard, and gives you a few things to go. So when you start, you will enter a cut-scene with the King where he'll bring you downstairs and give you a chest with a copper sword, leather armor, and around, I think 120 gold. Your given goal is to find your nephew, the prince of Cannock. This jerk likes to move around really fast. This is what you have to start. You have a weapon, some armor, some money, and a goal. What I suggest doing off the bat, is buying a few Medical Herbs, and immediatley grind in the local vicinity between Leftwyne - the town to the west, and Midenhall. You'll want to be about Level 3 before you hang around Leftwyne for awhile. While there, buy a leather shield to bump up your defense stats if you can afford it for 90GP, and maybe pick up an Anecdote herb or two. You also can do a nifty trick where you make tons of money quick selling lottery tickets back to the shopkeeper by buying medical herbs and then selling those back with the lottery tickets you get, as you will get one with every purchase. After we're done playing around and spending money in Leftwyne, head a little bit west and then north towards Castle Cannock. Once there, sleep at the Inn, get more Herbs, save with the King, and talk to the people. You will find out he has headed east-due to the Spring of Bravery. You will want to level up just a little bit beforehand. In the spring of bravery, there are a couple treasures abound, but your main route will be right, up, then left, and you'll find an old Wizard standing there who will tell you your cousin just left....Jeezuz, can't that guy take a chill pill? So back on the wild goose chase we go. After the spring of bravery, you'll be told to check out Midenhall, but if you want to cheat, don't bother, he's at Leftwyne, staying at the Inn. He will then join your party and now you need to get him up to speed. So spend some time beating up giant slugs, drakees, and slimes with him and get him up there enough. During that time, you want to focus much on bumping your character up with weapons/armor. The Goose Chase of the Prince of CannockPreface - Well, you made it all the way to Cannock, but you CannOT find the Prince of Cannock. The prince of Cannock must the the same personality type as my wife, he really moves around fast. So we'll have to talk to townspeople and follow his whearabouts in a wild goose chase. Keys, Thieves, and MonolithsPreface - We need to obtain some way to get into at least SOME of the doors in the game, and there's a place to go to do it. After that, we head south, through the monolith, where we'll encounter more destructive enemies, and head our way to the next town. Clowns, Strange Dogs & the Daily GrindPreface - Now that we're at the next town, we need to GRIND, and GRIND HARD. Because what's coming up next is almost a marathon of fetch quests as a result of wanting to find out what happened to our niece. Is she dead? Is she alive? Is she living in a house with the 7 Warp Dwarfs (sic. Captain N Reference - watch out for Sting-ee). Moonbrooke is Burning....I Can see it from AfarPreface - Well, it looks like the garterobe is overflowing based on the poisonous marsh, everyone's been reduced to walking fires, enemies roam the castle guarding the condemned, burned out shell of a kingdom, and you need to find clues to find and save your niece. The Mirror of RaThis one is actually quite easy if you have ground up enough to be at a high enough level to survive.... Up in the Tower....the Wind CapePreface - Let's all head Southeast for some quality winter wear for travelling. Rumor has it they have a great deal on this magical cape that acts more like a golden parachute. Westward to the Tower of the WindBANDITS!! BANDITS!! This place is Hauntingly Familiar Preface - After beating up some bandits and being rewarded a boat for our efforts, the D2 Team heads over to the familiar kingdom of Alefgard, not too much going on, except the King is in Hiding. The Devil's SonPreface - While we're at it, let's go revisit our neighbor, the Dragonlord and see what he's doing...oh, he had a kid, now nice! I'm not kidding, he's actually a pretty nice guy. Lighthouse Death TowerPreface - Okay, I'm going to break our usual, more "professiona" narrative here to mention that I bloody hell HATE this tower! Not just is it not well documented or guided to. THIS is the point in Dragon Warrior II that catches everyone off guard because things stop being so, uh, linear, and it becomes more like Ultima - now you need to guide yourself. DogfightingSunken Treasure Breakfast On the Edge of the Universe A Man and His Tree(s) Please Hold Reset While You Press Power! HORK the H***s Angels Sing The Cave to Rhone Preface - Now that we've got all our big business done, we are ready to start the trechearous path to Rhone - and to get there, we have to walk the trechearous path to it, known as the "Cave to Rhone" (also known as the cave to Ragnarok in other localizations). This is a huge cave that's full of holes, self-aware hallways with one true path and many false ones that loop the halls, and features it's own Hork pit, as well as being infested with Dragons, Security Bots, and Gold Baboons toward the end.. Sacrifice & DefeatHauntingly Famliar Part II: Looper or Highlander? Preface - At some point in your roamings around the snowy wasteland of "Rhone/Ragnarok", you'll come upon a large castle on seemingly not-frozen desert sand. This is Hargon's Castle, and this one is a real doozy. See, you walk up to that thing thinking you're going to go inside and it's going to be a parade of ominous music, the hardest enemies....and you get...... (Cue Castle Theme) - Uh...what happened? Did the game glitch? Is this a strange, early, buggy copy? Is my father really the one behind all this madness and he setup a warp zone back to his castle? Is Alan Funt (Candid Camera) going to pop out from somehwere!?!? DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SET! Yes, at first you will see Midenhall castle. Remember the Charm of Rubiss? Use it and it will break the illusion...and then you will find something more suiting to this point in the game... Long Grinding Road into Justice!At this point, all there is left to do, is grind and grind and grind. I had my characters up around level 45-50 before I could really seriously consider fighting in the castle. Hargon's Castle is no joke, this is one of the harder castles in the series. Patience Truly Is a Virtue - Bazuzu, Hargon, Malroth, and the others Okay, we're at level 42-50, we have almost all our spells, if not all of them, and we are ready to take on the challenge of the castle. Now we shall siege for Hargon....and finally complete the story. Review Dragon Warrior II is quite an expansion on the original Dragon Warrior, even in it's original 8-bit form. It's about 4x the size, and a much closer match to a western style RPG. It seems almost like the "dream team" of Horii/Nakamura/Chunsoft wanted this game to be like a slow "shoe horn" in difficulty up to the level of a western RPG like Ultima - which I'd liken Dragon Warrior III to. It's still not quite as pre-read-heavy as Dragon Warrior III could be, but it's not as simple as the original game that's so cut-and-dry you could easily document it in half the time (with half the wit to keep it funny/interesting). People maligned this game for it's massive "difficulty" which it seems to me to be more of a case of impatience than an actual "flaw", even though It's been said that the creator(s) of Dragon Quest consider this installment one of the weaker ones due to it's "rushed" release. But to me, it seems less "rushed" and just more "Traditional" in the Western RPG sense in that it's not as linear or hand-holding as say...the first game or Dragon Warrior IV - two of which consider the best 8-bit games to start off with.
Plot: 7/10 From there the story becomes a wide-sweeping, build-it-as-you-go affair that plays hand in hand with the sudden break in linear gameplay. Now you get to re-visit Alefgard as it is 100 years after the first game, as well as many new places on the map. And there's almost llittle hand-holding to guide you as to where to go next. And the scattering of clues leads to you creating your OWN story for this second third of the game, by going in any order you want, and having to gather clues across two hands worth of towns, towners, castles, missions, and everything else to figure out how to ready yourself for the final third of the game. Ending with the story of a super long, hard, difficult cave (the Cave to Rhone) that leads to a snowy "valley of death" where the last third of the story plays out. The end of the story is just primarily a death-filled grind-fest where the story takes a massive halt in exchange for leveling up exponentially in order to survive the final bosses - yep, there's more than one, FIVE to be exact. And almost all of them are super hard unless you take your time to level up, build your strength and HP (and cache of Spells), and maybe use a hint guide or two if you're really lost. This leads to a traditional Dragon Warrior/Quest style ending of no random encounters, townsfolk cheering on your success, and the king giving some kind of handsome praise or reward for your efforts of 40+ hours of game time.
Graphics: 7/10 Gone are the rinky-dink, skinny, uni-directional sprites of the 1986 Famicom original, replaced with the more familiar quasi-8x8 sprites we are familar with which eminate that Anime style energy, all the while on the minimual pixel count of 64 pixels in total for every graphical asset in the game. These improvements were carried over to the NES release of the first game in 1989. However, due to now having multiple party characters and thusly, battles with more than one enemy, and windows needing to show more than one set of stats, the more familiar modern JRPG layout used in modern Dragon Quest releases from this point forward is here - moving all action to the lower third of the screen, enemies on a black background in the middle, and the party member stats up top. It lead's to a more "Focused" look as you're not going to be gazing at a grassy knoll when you're in battle in any Dragon Warrior game - you're going to be looking at the text window below telling when your StsopSpell failed to stop a Gold Baboon from casting Defeat, or when a Babble poisons your hero. Many assets are reused: grass, sand, trees, but the blocks that build castles are new (mostly) - giving a 45-degree from the front/top perspective rather than top-down like the original game. This makes things look a little more "3-d" and "lively", however this effect was not carried over to dungeons and towers, which use their own tilesets that are still top down - but the blocks are much bigger than the original blocks used for them. Along with the loss of a need for a torch (kind of ironic considering the entire party is carrying torches on the US title screen), and the bigger layouts of things, leads to less of a claustrophobic feel of the 1st game, and more to a limineal-space, "backrooms" sort of feel to towns and castles. This gives an illusion that they are more difficult because now, where you are covering twice as many blocks to pass the same space than you did in Dragon Warrior, even in the same dungeons like say, the Dragonlord's castle. One particular graphical anomaliy that has to do with aesthetic continuity in the series, is Breconary/Tantgel. Whereas in the first game, Tantgel Castle and Breconary were two separate entities with 2 tiles of space between each other, and Breconary EAST of Tantgrel - now they are one piece, with the town on the WEST side of Tantgel castle instead. Maybe they lost the original design documents, or maybe the town had to move? But added with Dragon Quest III....maybe they have to move Breconary from one side to the other every 100 years? Who knows. Very odd change either way. Also, with this combining of castle+town, it makes things smaller and less as "grand" compared to Dragon Warrior I where the castle was at least 4x the screen size, now with it feeling like it's reduced to roughly half-that scale. Also, does the throne room just get rebuilt every 100 years or so and the stairs keep getting moved left or right with the changes. Cave to Rhone gets around the lack of a light-source requirement using a technique similarto how Ultima III: Exodus on the FAmicom/NES handled it, by blacking-off sections of the cave, particularly during the cave's notorious "randomized" section where the entire cave path loops infinitely if you don't pick the "correct" series of passages. This makes it feel even darker, and more risky, added with the high-level enemies and the risk of falling through the floor at any time in some areas. Then there's the snowy valley of death, where you meet Bryan Adam's singing next to a STratocaster stuck in the snow.....oops, wrong video. This section hits you upside the head with a 2x4 graphically in that it's time to grind as there's a Monolith/Shrine/Save Point/Mission - or whatever you want to call it, often called "Last Refuge" where you duke it out with the hardest overworld enemies of the game for gold and experience points until you're ready to hit Hargon's castle. Hargon's castle is a much different twist than the paradoxical castle/cave of the Dragonlord, who seems to be living on the level where you could put in a nice spring-fed water source for a tiny house. But Hargon instead has a trick up his sleeve of reproducing the original Midenhall castle except with a looping stairwell and illusions - probably one of the earliest graphical "WTF!?!?" moments in gaming history. You came all this way to go battle Hargon only to find yourself back at home. Of course, with a certain item, you can free the illusion and then you come upon one of the creepiest castles in the series. Unlike Dragon Warrior I or IV, where the final castle is desolate except the sold bead guy, or Baramos' whose been hidiingn in his Swimming Pool the entirety of Dragon Quest III, this castle is inhabited, with some optional gold baboons protecting the un-attended 1st floor throne, and fires wandering pretending to be members of Midenhall - adding to the eeriness. The fact that the graphical assets are a merger of old ones from DQ1 and new ones designed to give a more "cohesive look" to the game overall lends a nice, staring at a re-animated bird-skeleton level of eeriness to your quest. This was the vibe I liked about early Dragon Warrior/Quest, which I feel plateaued in the 8-bit releases around III or so, before things began to soften up during the Zenithian trilogy. It just feels more edgy, more dangerouus, less as "refined" from later releases that seem to feel a bit more refined but more cartooney as a result.
Sound: 8/10 That rhythmic ambiguity was addressed this go around with a lot of very oom-pah-ish alternating of the pulse and square channels with each other, especially on the main theme during character creation. Some music was reused, like the Dragon Quest overturne, which is the same theme with some envelope changes on the square channels to add some depth and some variation. Another returning song is the Alefgard overworld theme, which addresses that test-tone issue the first game had by thtrowing an envelope over the Triangle-wave Melodyline that give's it a more magical sound, as well as the square waves becomeing a bit more stacatto for the same reason. Town music is less "Christmas-y" (the old Town theme used to make me think of if THe Swiss Colony had their own TV commercials for their meat and cheese selections), and more like a relaxed theme played by some bards in a park. The Castle theme did lose some of the baroque feel in favore of a more relaxed, pop-meets-baroque feel. It's obvious there's a little more comfort and "vibe" in Sugiyama's score this time out. Dungeons recieve an even more lengthy score that is less grating on the ears, but very much "Dragon Quest" in vibe, doing away with the pitch/tempo changes invoked by floor changes, remaining consistant throughout, which eases some of the tension the "twilight zone" like music of the first game had. It really feels here, despite all the setbacks, Sugiyama seems to have had more time to create a more impressive score this time out, and thusly, it really helps the game along quite a bit, adding to immersion, even in this 8-bit variant I prefer. Another new touch that not a lot of people mention musically, is the implimentation of 2 different themes between when you have a full party and a dead party member. Once all three come on, you get a much more mission-based, up-tempo pop tune, while the An interesting fact is this game shares a year with another JRPG release - which was a JRPG adaptation of a Western RPG - and it also shares the concept of pop-music as a soundtrack. Ultima III: Exodus, released as just Ultima: Exodus for the FAmicom and NES in 1987, also had a pop-penned tune (actually a bunch) tat was released on tape/CD (Kyofu No Exodus). I don't know who the composer was on that, but it seems Sugiyama and FCI/Ponycanyon's composers both were really master musicians with their hands in a lot more areas than just 8-bit chiptune audio (actually I know for a fact with Sugiyama as he was quite a well known composer in Japan for pop tunes, commercials, and even the theme for Ultraman). The battle theme in this game has a creepy-quality to it in how it tosses you in smoothly vs. the original game that was the musical equivalent of bumping into something and finally realizing the risk you are in. The first game was like the lyrics are "F***.......holy freakin crap!" whereas this one is like "Off to battle you gooooo...." before launching into a very, almsot Hebrew-ish mixed with middle eastern music composition style - which would carry over to battle themes in every game this point forward. Losing the whole baroque drama of the first game and giving the game a little more motivation during battles in the audio department. That said,, the barb at the start - or loss thereof - does drop some of the "stun" effect of a random encounter, making it almost feel more like the computer just wipes it's screen and says "okay, time for a random battle". And last of which is the final battle theme with Malroth which moves away from the humorous "dun-dun-dun-dun" Cars-like chug of the original, moving towards the 1st game's rhythmic quasi-ambiguity with a song that sounds like a cross between a baroque intimacy scene with a villian, and something off a Frank Zappa album - giving it an interesting feel. Overall, Sugiyama really steped up the tunage on this game quite a bit giving it an 8 out of 10.
Gameplay: 7/10 Overall, the gameplay cycle is much the same, gather clues, arm up, get tools, go out, grind for awhile, go fight something major in a castle, cave, or tower, get some new fancy item fofr your quest - rinse, and repeat. The difference is now you have three characters - not one - to control, and you fight more than one enemy at a time. Also, there are some improvements. Overall though, this older release does lack some of the creature comforts and quality of life enhancements later entries in the series would bring us. Let's talk improvements. First off, the menu and stairs system is MUCH improved. IT seems Chunsoft did similar like what LucasArts did later on with their SCUMM engine. The original Monkey Island had 16 commands, the later version only had 9. This one reduces the 10 commands down to six, and removes the useless and annoying "stairs" feature, now with an automatic trigger to another floor when you step on a stairs tile, as well as combining the Search and Take commands together. This makes gameplay more streamlined, less confusing, and requires less window real-estate on screen. The next major improvement is in the weapons/armor system. Whereas in the original game, when you bought a new weapon or armor piece, you were forced to give up the other one for a set amount of gold - likely to address the limited inventory of one character. But Dragon Warrior II expanded on this by giving cerrtain weapons some additional capabilities that may make them useful when not equipped. This also enables you to trade-up somewhat, though still not through the weapon shop directly - you still have to sell through a "tool" shop for some reason. However, this helps work with the Dragon Quest economy a lot more in procuring weapons and armor versus the original game. The addition of two other party members is an improvement because unlike Dragon Warrior 1, where you, as a lone character, needed to flee if your MP or HP started getting too low, and then hope to dear Rubiss you have a bloody Wing of Wyvern or just enough MP enough to cast "return" - this time the othehr characters can have your back as you limp an ailing commrade home to rest, heal, and get ready for the next round of fighthing. However, the downside to this is now with 3 party memmbers instead of one, just like Ultima Exodus, only the main party member gets revived, and then you have to spend some ridiculous sums of money at an inn to revive your entire party if the party is wiped out to get your other two back to life. However, if you have Vivify spell, you can save some bread by reviving your "revival" character and the reviving the rest of the party using that character for only the cost of MP. Probably the most talked about "issue" in this game is the huge difficulty spike near the end though. Most people forget that this "spike" starts EARLIER in the game though. See, at one point in the game, you have to fight off some monsters from a female in a seaside town, upon which you get a boat. It seems the MINUTE you get that boat, all linearity of the game goes out the window, and it becomes less like Dragon Warrior, and more like Ultima V or VI. Now you don't have a "guide" to your quest so much, as people giving you clues about all these different locales, some of which they guide you to, others of which you have to find on your own via exploration. It seems to me, based on reviews about this phenomenon, modern RPG players are all about "clout" - how much they played the game in their social circle, versus being like me, enjoying the game on multiple passes, learning it's intricicies, and taking advantage of them or avoiding them on the next pass. I don't mean to sound like an old crank here, but the whole point to these games was exploration, whether it was making bread in Trinsic in Ultima 6, and learning about beekeeping at Empath Abbey, or traveling to a king to fight his dog or visiting a six level basement island to talk to the spirit of Rubiss in this game. Today's kids would rather Erdrick's descendat show up in ghost form and walk you through how to slay a slime with a copper sword on level 1 in 2 hits - rather than duking it out valiantly with a bamboo pole or bare hands, hardcore earning that gold and learning the ins-and-outs of each enemy. Dragon Warrior II was not meant to be a "intro to JRPGs 101" like the first game, it's meant to slowly and eventually introduce you to what a REAL RPG is like, and get you famliiar with it, eventually taking you outt of the filmstrip simulator in the driver's ed classroom, and putting you in the actual heroic driver's seat. The only real sign of rushing to release is the final third of the game, which is handling a brutally hard dungeon that I don't know how ANYONE got through it alive in 1990 without a hitt guide or the internet, but they did - probably through hours of mapping what passages work on graph paper, like a real hardcore PC RPG player would have done with say....Ultima. For modern day players not accustomed to grind-heavy RPG's, who can't find a certain, almost yoga-like zen in grinding, this can be quite taxing, but for a "Zen-of-Grinding" man like me.....it's a nice, realxing past-time, especially when the risk is low and the rewards are high. The whole reason you have to go up 34848 Experience Points to get to Level 39 is a false fear-monger. You think it's going to take a long time, but when you have enemies still throwing 15xx some random number XP at you each battle, and you win more and more as your party gets stronger, the faster you level up, the more buff your party becomes, next thing you know you're doing one-hit kills on Gold Baboons that once used to decimate your entire party at one incantation of the "Sacrifice" spell, and Zarlax is having nightmares on par with Zack the Legomaniac encountering Nightmare Bonnie in a dark alleyway. Let the creepingnet freighttrain of might and magic through m*********s! Here' momwin' down this h***hole like a nitrous boosted Briggs & Stratton powered Murray with no governor and a titanium blade held on by grade 8 bolts and magic! Once you've taken the time to level up - you'll be chowing on victory at Hargon/Malroth's defeat in no time.
Overall: 7/10 Chances are, you won't like it if you are a "modern" player who expects hand-holding, decent clue placement to add some linearity to an otherwise non-linear quest, extra bonuses, and does not like long grinding sessions before a moderate reward. It also will not help if your idea of "minimum standards" are the Super Nintendo. Most people when they hear of me playing this game, tell me "The Super Nintendo/Game Boy Color/etc. Port is SOOOOOO Much better". But "better" is in the eye of the beholder. Honestly, I'd love a de-make of DRagon Quest V for the NES! Let's see what a 1MEG Dragon Quest game with enhancement chips would look like! But if you're an old schooler like me, who is not annoyed, has a NES that has uptime like a File Server, can handle the iidea of "starting over" if you have to when it comes to gold after death, and carry enough patience and enough inner peace to find the "grind" relaxing rather than tedious, then this game just might be one for you in it's original 8-bit incarnation. Sure, it's still not as smooth or refined as the last two releases (III/IV), but it's still got a charm all it's own, with a "Sophmore edginess" I quite like. It's a bit like The Cars Panorama record, or Loverboy's "Keep It Up" - it's an aquired taste that only a certain type of person can really live with. |