
CreepingNet's Garage & Performance Center, EST 2026
This may eventually become a savegame downloads section, but for right now, this is just a listing of the current cars in my DBH Garage - or in progress of being (re)built.
Blue Lightning Musgoat

Rumored to have been owned by a long haired mad man once known as "Mad Mike", Blue Lightning has been a long lived sighting on teh abandoned highway, scavenging parts, ravaging zombies, and absconding with all the food. It's a purple/blue flip-flop 1968 Musgoat GXL with enhanced stereo, 75% window tint, and twin turbo attitude.
| Orange Crush Dada

Built on the bones of an old Russian economy car - Orange Crush is the strangest Russo-American hybrid ever. Powered by a nasty Musgoat V8 Hemi with twin turbos, featuring upgraded everything including bucket seats, off-road tires and steelie rims. It has the road manners of a Little Tykes baby car powered by a nitro burning funny car engine, and can be hard to control, so watch the throttle with this one.
| The Silver Bandit Bonphiac

Found in a barn somewhere in the desert, "Silver Bandit" is a classic muscle car in the same vein as one of it's more popular siblings. Difference is, Silver Bandit, based on photos we found in the vehicle upon discovery, was just owned by some mulleted guy with a big moustache. Since then, the car has been upgraded to twin turbos and an enhanced stereo system, perfect for kicking out loud jams where nobody would even hear them. This car is also supposedly driven by a psycho-maniac, and it's rumored there's more than one possibly considering how many recent wrecks have been found by Zombies and wayward explorers.
| Wobblin' Willy Poyopa

An old pickup truck named for it's once-wobbly handling, and the fact an old Willeye Neelson 8-track was found in the radio before we swapped it for a more modern bluetooth retro-styled unit. Basically a turbocharged 1980 Poyopa SRTX 4x4 Pickup truck, it had thinner tires put on for better road manners, and stiffened suspension. However, we suggest taking it to your nearest lift to get it checked out periodically.
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Volksy Weskley' Wabbit' Bolf

Found as a stripped Miami Blue Carcass outside a graveyard, with the Illinois and Alabama recipts where the seats would have been, this 1978 Bolf GTE (with 1982 interior) has told us stories of roaming the entire country and even having some fixed up severe rust damage. The car is supposedly the money farming vehicle used by the same guy that owns Blue Lightning. Despite Volksy's modest good looks, this car is a beast, often keeping up with GTRs, Kages, and other turbo-charged beasts, and often out-doing them because when they have to brake, Volksy likes MORE gas for more grip.
| Big Red IFA

Once known to belong to the Saalfeld & Sohn's waste recovery service, this ex-military IFA was purchased by a private owner who is known for being a serial kleptomaniac across the wasteland. Big Red is often seen roaming around with so much stuff it's tearing the very ether of reality apart. Rumor has it Big Red has also towed some of the most insanely large land trains including one spanning a total of 14 vehicles. An infamous moment grumbled from the guts of a half dead Zombie one afternoon, said something about 12 vehicles flying over the Motel California Cafe horizon one afternoon - and it was spectacular.
| Scream Machine/Desert Ninja GTR

A mysterious owner who goes by the name Koichi Hayami - as the name etched in Chameleon Station bathroom stalls describes - purchased this imported 1970's Japanese racing car for an undisclosed sum. Some say it was taken from the Yakuza after they took it from the marketing department of Zaibatzu corporation so the CEO could keep all his fingers from a gambling debt. Some suppose Hayami still drives, while others say he's either dead, or just an urban myth. Either way, this GTR can be seen speeding along the abandoned highway for hundreds of Kilometers like it's trying to get away from, or get to something important...though we have yet to know what that is.
| The Aldi Cruiser Kart

Put together by a French Immigrant of unknown alias, and smelling of a trumpet case and spinal fluid, is the Aldi Cruiser - a 4 cylinder, turbocharged Shopping Kart for the post apocalyptic wasteland. Fast, free, open, fuel efficient, and as much as it can carry as long as you're willing to sit with it. Rumors are more than one can be found in some strange world of flashing lights with an unstoppable "Trumpet Monster" honking and beeping around the place.
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Lead Banana Tri-Clops

Stan Henderson and his family: his wife Jana, and two kids Anna and Mitchell, were out for a picnic before whatever caused this place to be abandoned, caused it to be abandoned. The family cruiser was found where they sat. Were they abducted? Were they vaporized? Was this even their car? The Game Warden found the car and left it on the street where a mysterious man picked it up and has been seen driving at excessive speeds, mostly aiming for Zombies.
| The Kaiser Caravan UAZ

Found parked next to a stack of Dada's, this old blue van appears to once have been a carrying vehicle for Animatronics based on the manuals of dodgy origin found in the back when we were cleaning it out. We made it a nice, blue, little camper van, with hairpin steering. More recently we've been modifying it to give it some "British Caravan" vibes with a Union Jack flag inside the cab, a disco ball (Dee Lite!), and a big honkin Subwoofer that blasts you in the face with Akadz music as we drive beyond the horizons.
| Whambulance/Slambulance C18
 An abandoned C18 Ambulance with french stickers on it was found sitting behind a large gas station in a pile of parts. So we put it back together, touched it up, and started roaming the desert in it - Cannonball Run Style! Rumors are it was one of the last rescue units sent out to this region to retrieve "the sick".....more like the undead now given the amount of Zombies. We already had to rebuild the Slambulance once when a hoard of Zombies took it apart and darn near killed our CEO, lead Mechanic, car designer, and general adventurer.
| Nikki II Musgoat
 Enjoy Rally Racing? Like small, grossly over powered vehicles with obnoxiously rednecky tire-arrangements? Want the automotive embodiment of a Fender Jag-Stang with EMG pickups in it? Well here ya' are, Nikki II - a 1969 Musgoat GTX400 with a 2" lift, P235-7R14 tires from a UAZ, twin turbos, and desert racing suspension. This car has done in more Zombies than a Night of the Living Dead movie!
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Lazer Yopa Poyopa
 Built by Green Bros. Racing in 1988 - LazerYopa is a 1981 Poyopa long bed pickup truck originally bought by Bob Green for construction purposes. He later put a Musgoat engine in it, and IFA Tires, and decided to compete with the big names in MOnster Trucks. Equipped with a bed full of lazers, the truck emits a big light show as it travels the desert, drawing abstract lunacy in the skies. It's last rally was a retro "leafer" rally with "Earthshaker" and Bigfoot #9 where it was stolen by god only knows who and has been seen catching obscene amounts of air and defying physics in the abandoned wasteland.
| Shark Kart Kart
The SharkKart is the ultimate result of what happened to the original "Aldi Cruiser" vehicle. Basically it's a turbo kart with a GTR seat, more accessories including a Siren, DVD Player, Itailian/French/Seoul flags, and exquisite handling. The Shark Kart in my games are driven by Pierre D' Sharkhead - a crazy French dude in a Shark Mask with a propensity for Chaos...rumors have it he scared the Backrooms monster off once with his mask!
| Rusty Torpedo TriClops
My first Lo-Rider, and a misguided excuse to create the most low-key insane perverted vehicle in the game. It features custom lowered suspension, hydraulics, Musgoat Rims on wide whitewalls (real HotWheels vibes), and a special "metallic rust" paintjob cooked up in the paint machine + the regulatory Lo-Rider Subwoofer in back. But the piece de' resistance of this vehicle is the SIX Vaginette exhaust tips in the back - that's right, I'm the maniac who put six
| Boogie Van UAZ
Boogie Van is my most recent vehicle completed as of 5/2/2026, and the second Lo-Rider ever built. It is a UAZ Camper Van, slammed on Musgoat tires and wheels. It features a more advanced dashboard, custom lighting, hydraulics, and the 5-seat living space features red "mood lighting" for that authentic 70's Boogie Van charm, a subwoofer on the ceiling, and a disco-ball under the table. IT's still having some new features added over time but the core of it is complete with a "metallic butterbean" paintjob and red leather interior.
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Bad Habit Wabbit Bolf
 Bad Habit Wabbit was another Green Bros. creation put together in Champaign-Urbana in 1989 out of the bones of a Bolf Hatchback. They slapped a nasty twin turbo Bonphiac motor in it and give it the suspension of a children's swing set and off she went. This was another Monster vehicle stolen from a recent retro-run from a mysterious weirdo. It's been frequently seen in front of Chameleon Stations crushing cars or at graveyards running over Zombies with reckless abandon.
| Hector the Sex Speedle Speedle
Mysterious in origin, Hector, the sentient Sex Speedle, has some famous connections to a better known racing cousin. Hector though, he prefers to roam the desert looking for places to hook up lost souls with intimate partners for a "night to remember". Armed with a water cooled 4 cylinder boxer engine with a turbo and mysterious horsepower, Hector has it where it counts. Unfortuantley, Hector isn't very busy in the job of "getting busy" out there since the desert is largely populated by Cows, Zombies, and balding middle aged guys, so most of the time he just roams the desert with his lone companion finding Zombies to run over and hunting for parts to become "King of the Wasteland".
| Creme Dementhe II Loft
Found in an abandoned garage, Creme Dementhe II is a Loft with a turbocharged 4 cylinder, Bouncy hydraulics, and a big whoppin' subwoofer, and is the sequel to the original Creme Demethe Bolf (which is also being added soon). Whereas the original Creme Dementhe was more about speed and handling, this one is more about drifting.
| Emerald Knight Tomahawk
It's so dark MEtallic Green it looks black - the Emerald Knight. A Midnight Emerald Metallic Tomahawk with twin turbos, premium audio, and bouncy hydraulics. Emerald Knight is basically the successor to the original "Blue Lightning" Musgoat, similiarly equipped, much darker, but it has one flaw...the left turn signal is jacked up, at least it was on the original.
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Horizon County Game Warden Truck Poyopa
 This 1981 Poyopa single cab pickup was purchased by the Horizon county Department of Outdoors & Recreation and used until the game warden was vaporized among a pack of Zombies by a UFO...or so they say. It's basically a base model, 4 cylinder, Petrol based Poyopa Pickup truck, sitting on a set of bullet-hole steelies with hubcaps, on P235-75R14 tires. It was rumored to be found parked out by a minefield with a lone pair of stretched out boots sitting next to it!
| Minty Minion Escada
The Minty Minion is a legend in these parts as one of the fastest cars in the desert. Mysteriously procuring it's magical racing powers from a pair of contractor ladders attached to the roof (don't even ask!), the Minty Minion rips across the desert with the kind of authority reserved for Formula 1!
| The "Ocasek" Poyopa
First being driven by a guy almost six and a half feet tall with a mullet and a praying mantis-like physique, in a suit and tie, giving questions to exactly what dimension and where this dimension is, and taking color scheme from a certain 1974 Fender Jazzmaster guitar...The Ocasek is a stylish New Wave ride worthly of the name of a "Car". It's currently being worked on by our master Mechanic to be turned into the ultimate way to travel the desert in style!
| War Pig UAZ
The War Pig is a old Russian military van mysteriously found in a field in the Desert and recovered. Who knows where it came from, or who had it, all we know is that it came with a pile of Kalashnikov AK-47 rifles in the back, a couple rocket launchers, some canned rations that look like they are about 45 years old, and a Dendy console hooked up to the DVD player that crumbled as soon as we picked it up.
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