Blue Lightning was the first car I assembled in Drive Beyond Horizons, and aside from the Twin Turbos and the UAZ rack on the roof (long since removed), is a regular Musgoat otherwise. This car made it 349km in it's first run before the devs did an update and basically caused me to have to recover it further up the road later on. The car is painted a pearlescent metallic blue/purple flip-flop which I'm not sure how I achieved unles there was a glitch in the blue paint. Musgoats tend to be my #1 choice of car for their speed and manueverability (as well as the seeds seemingly giving them the most often of the speed demons), well that and my real life love for the Ford Mustang (despite never owning one) also plays a part, so expect a few in this virtual "garage" of sorts.

Orange Crush, name nicked from the orange Memphis A2-TR electric guitar I have/had, is a small Dada sedan painted pumpkin orange, with orange ground effects, a UAZ roof rack, and a turbo. It's meant to be a more calm version of "Zombie Slasher 1" (an earlier car I'm reprising soon). Orange Crush only has about 200Km on the odometer as it was the car I used to complete the Dada with in one of my "chillax" saves meant for the relaxation usage of Drive Beyond Horizons. Orange Crush is a favorite of my wife due to it's color (she likes Orange a lot), but it's not the fastest car, or the coolest car. Also, somehow, I feel the color orange suits the Dada appearance really well.

The second car I completed in DBH, the Bonphiac - basically a Pontiac Trans-Am. It's basically a GM version of Blue Lightning. Painted metallic gray/silver with orange accents and ground effects, the Silver Bandit is true to it's name. It's nearly at 300Km as of this writing and Bonphiac's have become some almost tied with the Musgoat for favorite car. This one has the UAZ Roof Rack on it because it's intended for "long-haul" driving (seeing how far I can go with as few stops as possible). As of December 2025, The Silver Bandit has started carrying some contraband Teddybears, a few of which (only the driver knows) are used for some nefarious purposes....hee hee

The second to last vehicle completed in my journeys, Wobblin' Willy is a Popyopa pickup truck (inspired by the late 70's/early 80's Toyota SR5 "Hilux" pickup), painted bright silver, with black wheels. Wobblin' Willy get's it's name from the fact I completed the truck listening to some Willy Nelson around halloween, and the truck wobbles...bad, it makes my Ford Explorer in real life look like it has the body lean of a Volkswagen Rabbit! Despite the poor street manners, and the tendency to blow it's turobocharged Diesel 4 cylinder engine and radiator every 20Km under stress from the Turbos, Wobblin' Willy is a great set of wheels for the random off-road excusrion, or for handling those speed-bumps that would thrash any other car on this list mercilessly.

Volksy, despite the game calling it "Golf" initially, now referring to it as "German Hatchback" - is in my head-cannon, a "Miami Blue" 1978 Volkswagen Rabbit GTI with a Turbo Charger and interior transplanted in from a 1982 Cabriolet convertible Rabbit - basically, my mom's car she almost had me in, and the interior of the car my bro-in-law drove in high school. It's loud, it's light, it's fast, and definatley one of my top three since Tacty fixed the handling on it and made it proper front-wheel-drive. Volksy - which was the name of the REAL 1978 VW Rabbit it's named after - has almost 387Km on it, and it's racking up the Km's FAST. I have to watch for those monster speed bumps though due to Volksy's tendency to rip across the desert at breakneck speed, low ground clearance...and light weight (turning ol' Volksy into a Cessna temporarily before going splat on a cactus or a telephone pole). Driving this car is pure delight, and needs rock 'n roll attitude - IE, drive fast, and when the curves come, drive harder to bite down into the corners well.

Big Red is a Russian IFA Military truck, painted red and black....not sure what possessed me to do that whether it was because both my favorite new wave bands colors have black and red (Loverboy and The Cars), the colors of old lawn mowers and tillers by MTD and Murray, or because Fred Sanford's salvage pickup from the TV show Sanford and Sons was a red and black Ford pickup, and I treat this thing like I'm Fred Sanford....filling the back with just about anything that's not nailed down....including a Trampoline that lead to some REAL comedy when I tried getting into and driving the IFA again before troubleshooting it down to the fact the Trampoline was messing with the IFA's physics and causing it to start ghost-dancing ballerina style on it's front bumper all over the desert. I've been reconsidering Big Red's Land Train recently, and thinking about instead building something like that tribal roving stage from Mad Max: Fury Road on the back instead. Plus something about a complete guitar-shop in the back of an IFA is hilarious.

Called such because every time I play this one's savegame I'm making it scream across the desert at full throttle due to it's impeccable handling. The Scream Machine aka. the Crimson Ninja, is a speed machine the whole way. It had a roof-rack for the first 150 or so Km while I completed the gTR achievement, but then ditched the roof rack afterward in favor of handling and pure speed. It's now sitting pretty at 300KM with Titi and an assortment of other plushies filling the backseat with a Gibson Firebird in the back window. And yes, the color scheme was lifted from my old red Kramer Focus 3000 guitar. I did try painting the carpet black but that didn't work so well. The Crimson Ninja name was from the night I swerved a Zombie on the street, only to end up in a Zombie Horde, and not lose any parts to the Zombies despite being surrounded...I think I took out two with the bull bars I had on the front at that point.

Cheated out of the backrooms incomplete while getting killed by the clanker monster 3x in the process (he was just honking and beeping around), I managed to assemble the backrooms cart enough to escape to the Motel California's front parking lot (or that sandlot that passes for one), and finish putting this thing together with the parts from the Dada I used to haul an engine, wheels, pedals, and other crap to it so I could assemble it and take it (and get the kart assembly achievement). The Kart is rather awesome, it handles great due to being low to the ground, I put a turbo on the Dada 1.4L 4 cylinder engine to give it a little more power, and started adding some accessories like a fan and a siren. It was dubbed the "Aldi Cruiser" because that's the most universal grocery store I could think of, and one I think the devs probably have in France, and we have in the midwest here in America, and I know for a fact they have them in the Netherlands because we WENT TO ONE there. Due to a lack of storage space, the driver sits ON whatever he's carrying, which right now is the air-horn that's basically the Backroom's monster's head.

The Tri-Clops, aka "Lead Banana" is a big, heavy, luxury sedan with excellent speed, but terrible steering once up to speed. It's big, it's heavy, it's yellow, giant speed bumps don't affect it much, but by god, the steering is so weak, I'm considering putting a Musgoat Steering wheel in it. Right now it's at 300Km in the game as of this writing, and has had an otherwise rather undramatic existance in the game outside a recent collision with a telephone pole due to aforementioned crap steering while doing 220km/h like a maniac after avoiding a J curve and a speed bump.

When I started building the UAZ, I wasn't sure if I was going to theme it after a Freddy Fazbear or Super Mario Bros. Plumbing van. In the end, I painted it blue, so it worked with either. Despite being considered a SERVICE van, it's actually more of a maniacal camper van. In the back we carry all the spare essentials, in the middle is the chillax area with a golden breakfast, disco ball, subwoofers, plushie pals, an air-horn, and a fan to keep cool. Up front, the original Steering wheel has been replaced with a steering wheel from an IFA because the O.G. steering wheel is garbage.